Mr Brainy

Another Cousin Sister (not Rain) was concern of me dating strangers online decided to intro one of her contacts to me. Single 45 year old. Said he is loaded..like I care. I am dating Mr Honest the courier man. Anyway after we've made introductions over email, I came to know the reason my cousin gave to him is I needed a pen pal.

DOINK !

Anyway, he is a serious guy, never jokes and his interpretation of unconditional love is as below
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For each period  t  = 1 to n:
Love M(t)  = f (Love P(t-1)  = f (Love M(t-2) = f (Love P(t-3) = f (Love M(t-4 )  = ... f (Love (Z) t-n )
Love P(t)  = f (Love M(t-1)  = f (Love P(t-2) = f (Love M(t-3) = f (Love P(t-4 )  = ... f (Love (Z) t-n )
where t is a time subscript

For Love M(t), Z = P where n = odd number or M where n = even number
For Love P(t), Z = M where n = odd number or P where n = even number
......

This is only an extract. There are more. A lesser potential date might have block him already but I am not the average girl. I actually find this funny and endearing. Of course I replied poking holes into his logic. Hey I minored Maths in Uni though I can't tell 25% of $19.99 means how much I need to pay at counter.

Let's see if his ego can swallow my critique. Although my dating well is dry like Atacama Dessert, it's never boring.